a bear and a rabbit in the woods-凯发手机版

a bear and a rabbit in the woods
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a bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. they find a bottle and decide to rub it. 
 
a 1 pops out. he says "i will grant each of you three wishes.
 
"the bear says "i wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* it's done.
 
the rabbit says "i wish for a motorcycle." *poof* it's done.
 
the bear says "i wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* it's done.
 
the rabbit says "i wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* it's done.
 
the bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "and for my third wish, i wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* it's done.
 
the rabbit says "for my last wish, i want the bear to be gay." and he rides off on his motorcycle.


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n.妖怪,神怪
参考例句:
  • now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • he had to turn to the genie of the ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
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