the itchy midget-凯发手机版

a midget walks into the doctors and says, "doc, i've got these itchy balls and i can't do anything to stop 'em ¹."

 

the doctor says, "i can see the problem and i'll fix it for ya."

 

so the doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the midget to close his eyes. the midget hears ², snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.

 

the doc finishes and says, "how's that?"

 

the midget says, "brilliant, what did you do?"

 

the doc says, "i trimmed back your high boots"

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