爸爸笑话 上-凯发手机版

1. today, my son asked "can i have a book mark?" and i burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is brian.

今天我的儿子问我“能给我张书签吗？”我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了，仍不知道我的名字叫brian.

 

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so sorry brian, one day he'll get it!

brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。

 

2. my wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my ¹ and right.

我妻子说我毫无方向感，为此她非常生气。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。

 

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i love this one.

好喜欢这个笑话

 

3. dad: i was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, ² an actress just killed herself.

爸爸：我进城的路上一直在听收音机，听说有个女明星刚刚自杀了。

 

mom: oh my! who!?

哦天呐！是谁呀?

 

dad: uh, i can't remember... i think her name was reese something?

呃，我不记得了……我记得好像叫reese什么什么吧

 

mom: witherspoon!!!!!???????

妈妈: witherspoon!!!!!???????

 

dad: no, it was with a knife……

爸爸：不，好像是用一把刀

 

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³ - nice one!

大笑不止——这个笑话真不错！

（注： witherspoon与with a spoon谐音）

 

4. did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in france? they were cooked in greece.

你知不知道，第一份法国薯条其实不是在法国诞生的？它们是在希腊诞生的。

 

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this was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.

这个笑话好蠢，我都笑出声了。

（注：greece与greese谐音）

 

5. if a child refuses to sleep during ⁴ time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

如果一个孩子拒绝在午睡时间睡觉，他们会因拘捕获罪吗？

 

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if the kid wants to avoid a rest, he should go under cover ;)

如果那孩子想逃避追捕，他应该寻求掩护

（注：resisting a rest还可以理解为“拒绝休息”，undercover还可以理解成“躲在披盖下面”）

 

6. i'm reading a book about anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down!

我在读一本关于反重力的书。我无法把它放下来！

 

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you must obey gravity, it's the law

你不能违抗重力，这是自然法则。

 

7. what do you call someone with no body and no nose? nobody knows.

你怎么称呼一个既没有身体，也没有鼻子的人？没人知道

 

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea.

你怎么称呼一只没有眼睛的鹿？我也不知道。

（注：nobody knows与no body nose谐音；no idea与no eye deer谐音）

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