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22-08-30 q: whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine? a: a porcupine has pricks on the outside!...

22-03-09 q: how are lawyers like sperm? a: one out of a million turns out to be a human being....

16-05-12 a judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. it was nearly 4 p. m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called...

15-12-10 lorenzo dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. he entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, di...

15-08-31 how many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? the real question is: how much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?...

15-07-22 q: how many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? a: how many can you afford?...

13-02-27 one day in spring four men were riding on horseback along a country road. these men were lawyers, and they were going to the next town to attend court. there had been a rain, and the ground was very soft. water was dripping from the trees, and the g...