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question and answer jokes

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q: how can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
a: you can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

q: if you are ¹ on a desert island with adolph hitler, atilla the hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
a: shoot the lawyer twice.

q: what do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
a: a good start!

q: how can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
a: his lips are moving.

q: what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
a: there are ² marks in front of the dog.

q: why won't sharks attack lawyers?
a: professional courtesy.

q: what do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
a: not enough sand.

q: why did god make snakes just before lawyers?
a: to practice.

a command was given to a dog: "speak!"
the dog said in return: "not without my lawyer present!"

q: why is going to a meeting of the bar association like going into a bait shop?
a: because of the abundance of suckers, ³, maggots and nightcrawlers

q: why are there so many lawyers in the u.s.?
a: because st. patrick chased the snakes out of ireland.

q: what?s the difference between a lawyer and a ⁴ of ⁵?
a: the lawyer charges more.

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1
a.搁浅的，进退两难的
参考例句：
he was stranded in a strange city without money. 他流落在一个陌生的城市里，身无分文，一筹莫展。 i was stranded in the strange town without money or friends. 我困在那陌生的城市，既没有钱，又没有朋友。

2
v.打滑 n.滑向一侧；滑道，滑轨
参考例句：
he braked suddenly,causing the front wheels to skid.他突然剎车，使得前轮打了滑。 the police examined the skid marks to see how fast the car had been travelling.警察检查了车轮滑行痕迹，以判断汽车当时开得有多快。

3
n.水蛭( leech的名词复数 )；蚂蟥；榨取他人脂膏者；医生
参考例句：
the usurers are leeches;they have drained us dry. 高利贷者是吸血鬼，他们吸干了我们的血汗。来自《简明英汉词典》 does it run in the genes to live as leeches? 你们家是不是遗传的，都以欺压别人为生？来自电影对白

4
n.兽群，牧群；vt.使集中，把…赶在一起
参考例句：
she drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。 he had no opinions of his own but simply follow the herd.他从无主见，只是人云亦云。

5
n.(北美)野牛；(亚洲)水牛
参考例句：
asian buffalo isn't as wild as that of america's. 亚洲水牛比美洲水牛温顺些。 the boots are made of buffalo hide. 这双靴子是由水牛皮制成的。